Smoker #2 and #3


Towards the end of last year, I did 2 more experiments with the smoker.  Here’s how they went.

Take #2

For this try, I did:

  • 3 wood blocks
  • 4 hours in the smoker
  • 2 rack of ribs, covered for 2 hours and uncovered for 2 hours
  • 225°F temperature
  • Obie-Cue’s Rub: Chicken and Pork

Results

  • Much less smoke crust, but still couldn’t really taste the rub
  • Much better color

  • Meat is moist

  • Uneven cooking
    • The thinner ends were much more cooked than the meater ends

Take #3

For this try, I did:

  • 0 wood blocks
  • 4 hours in the smoker
  • 1 rack of ribs, uncovered for 4 hours
  • 225°F temperature
  • Obie-Cue’s Rub: Chicken and Pork

Results

  • Very nice color, but no smoke flavor
  • Can taste the rub

  • Even cooking

Lessons Learned

  • Putting 2 rib racks in the smoker really affects the cooking.  The rack on top is less cooked than the rack on the bottom.  The effect is really noticeable on the meaty end of the rack.
    • Next time, cut the rib racks into 2 pieces. Put the meaty pieces on the bottom, and thinner pieces on the top.
  • 3 blocks still creates too much smoke color in the crust.  Next time, try 2 blocks.
  • 225°F is a good temperature.  250°F seems to dry out the ribs too much.
  • Wrapping helps preserve moisture, but lessens the smoke flavor.
    • The smoke is most intense during the first 2 hours of cooking, so if you wrap at the beginning, you get very little smoke flavor.
    • Wrapping traps moisture, but the moisture washes away the rub.  So, the ribs don’t have enough taste.  Next time, try wrapping during the last 2 hours of cooking.

How Would It Cost To Make You Watch…


Watch Movies You Hate

Suppose someone offered you money for you to watch movies that you’ve watched and hated.  How much would it take?

The rules are:

  1. You must pay attention
  2. You cannot divert your eyes or close your eyes
  3. You cannot fall asleep
  4. You cannot leave

For Me

Here a few of my movies:

The Ugly Truth

This is was a ridiculous movie.

$250

The Ring

This movie is disturbing beyond words.

$1,000

New Dietary Restrictions


So, I’ve gone insane again.  During my last run at insanity, I gave up meat for lent.  This time, I’m going to not eat meat for dinner for all of 2010.

So the rules are:

  • No meat (flesh).  Stock is ok, and eggs are ok.
  • Dinner means third (or second) meal of the day.  It’s typically eaten between 4pm-9pm.

Here’s to 2010!

Alcohol Without The Buzz


High fructose corn syrup is alcohol without the buzz.

Marketing Techniques


Brilliant.